An update to April Fools...

I'm so sorry readers, but I just found it, PRANK I PLAYED ON MOK YAN YIE!!! No hard feelings yeah Yan Yie, it was april fools =D

The following took place between her and I:

[4/1/2010 12:35:31 AM] mok.yan.yie: y u want to c me

[4/1/2010 12:36:32 AM] Ranil J Phil: Yan yie

[4/1/2010 12:36:36 AM] Ranil J Phil: the thing is

[4/1/2010 12:36:39 AM] Ranil J Phil: i have seen you around

[4/1/2010 12:36:45 AM] Ranil J Phil: and yan yie

[4/1/2010 12:36:48 AM] Ranil J Phil: i can help but notice

[4/1/2010 12:36:49 AM] mok.yan.yie: but i c u la

[4/1/2010 12:36:53 AM] Ranil J Phil: how pretty u look

[4/1/2010 12:37:05 AM] mok.yan.yie: i am not pretty 1 la

[4/1/2010 12:37:13 AM] mok.yan.yie: no nid to c lo

[4/1/2010 12:37:15 AM] Ranil J Phil: but you are pretty to me yan yie

[4/1/2010 12:37:22 AM] mok.yan.yie: no

[4/1/2010 12:37:26 AM] Ranil J Phil: and i want ot see you cuz, ur just so beautiful

[4/1/2010 12:37:33 AM] mok.yan.yie: fastel is the prettiest

[4/1/2010 12:37:41 AM] Ranil J Phil: no shes not

[4/1/2010 12:37:43 AM] Ranil J Phil: you are

[4/1/2010 12:37:45 AM] mok.yan.yie: although i duno who is she

[4/1/2010 12:37:45 AM] Ranil J Phil: yan yie

[4/1/2010 12:37:47 AM] Ranil J Phil: i think i love you

[4/1/2010 12:37:56 AM] mok.yan.yie: no

[4/1/2010 12:38:05 AM] mok.yan.yie: yak

[4/1/2010 12:38:16 AM] Ranil J Phil: yan yie

[4/1/2010 12:38:18 AM] Ranil J Phil: wo ai ni

[4/1/2010 12:38:22 AM] mok.yan.yie: no

[4/1/2010 12:38:23 AM] mok.yan.yie: la

[4/1/2010 12:38:28 AM] mok.yan.yie: so dan

[4/1/2010 12:38:32 AM] mok.yan.yie: damn

[4/1/2010 12:38:34 AM] Ranil J Phil: ur hair smells so nice also

[4/1/2010 12:38:39 AM] mok.yan.yie: no

[4/1/2010 12:38:44 AM] mok.yan.yie: is smelly

[4/1/2010 12:39:01 AM] Ranil J Phil: no smelly

[4/1/2010 12:39:05 AM] Ranil J Phil: smell so nice wor

[4/1/2010 12:39:16 AM] Ranil J Phil: i smell until i want to fall down

[4/1/2010 12:39:23 AM] mok.yan.yie: (puke)

[4/1/2010 12:39:34 AM] Ranil J Phil: not puke

[4/1/2010 12:39:41 AM] Ranil J Phil: U really pretty la yan yie

[4/1/2010 12:39:43 AM] Ranil J Phil: also ah

[4/1/2010 12:39:46 AM] Ranil J Phil: i want to tell you

[4/1/2010 12:39:47 AM] mok.yan.yie: ofcoz 1 la

[4/1/2010 12:39:55 AM] Ranil J Phil: Wo ai ni yan yie

[4/1/2010 12:39:59 AM] mok.yan.yie: tell me wat

[4/1/2010 12:40:04 AM] mok.yan.yie: omg

[4/1/2010 12:40:06 AM] Ranil J Phil: HAHA

[4/1/2010 12:40:07 AM] Ranil J Phil: no la

[4/1/2010 12:40:12 AM] Ranil J Phil: HAPPY APRIL FOOLS

[4/1/2010 12:40:12 AM] mok.yan.yie: go n love another la

[4/1/2010 12:40:20 AM] mok.yan.yie: cheah

[4/1/2010 12:40:24 AM] mok.yan.yie: same to u

[4/1/2010 12:40:29 AM] Ranil J Phil: but really, i love you yan yie

[4/1/2010 12:40:31 AM] mok.yan.yie: happy april fool

[4/1/2010 12:41:51 AM] Ranil J Phil: Happy april fools yan yie

[4/1/2010 12:41:52 AM] Ranil J Phil: =D

[4/1/2010 12:42:08 AM] mok.yan.yie: same to u

[4/1/2010 12:42:13 AM] mok.yan.yie: lar

[4/1/2010 12:42:18 AM] Ranil J Phil: good night

[4/1/2010 12:42:24 AM] mok.yan.yie: i want to vomit already al

[4/1/2010 12:42:26 AM] mok.yan.yie: la*

Friendship

Why is it so hard. People say life has its ups and downs, so where the hell are all my ups? Every single time I make a move, its either a wrong one or an ineffective one. If this is gods way of testing me, its so damn difficult to endure.

Things just have to happen at the same damn time. Before I even knew it, Form 5 came along, stressing everyone around me. I look around, seeing people with books, and I question myself.."Do they have a social life?" Fact of the matter is that they may not seem to have a social life now, but look at their bright futures, they can be anything they want to be. What happens to slackers like me? End up behind times, probably some road sweeper, watching my other brothers gaining instant fame. It's so simple to type all of this but damn studying is hard. I'm such a hypocrite, asking people to study when I don't even take my own advice, sorry Avelyn. God dammit!

The best part about this year tho, is reuniting with distant/long lost friends. Most importantly, I get to spend time with her. I'm not really bothered if anything happens to me, as long as shes there, I'll bring down Mount Olympus with my bare hands! I think she notices but I'm not sure. I don't want to repeat my mistake, ultimately making me look like an ass and loosing a friend in the process. BUT GOD DAMMIT! I don't even talk to her best friends, I need help!!! (I know, first time the Afro Indian needs help but what the heck, life's too short)

To you, my special lady, I hold you dear in my heart. If you do like me, accept my rude attitude, my crude language, my scruffy-ness and my low intellect, please drop more hints for me to pick up, just to be sure you are in as well. Ahh damn, this is though but yeah, opposites attract. You seem like such an opposite of me, well behaved/mannered, beautiful and organized at most!

Damn, this whole illusion is taking its toll on me, Owh well, what are free periods for other than taking a nap? =D

Please help me out here...Please

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bid you Adure!

April Fools!

Deng, so yesterday was April Fools and guess what, it was the worst April Fools ever....I got tricked twice, once by yoong and once by Navian.

This happened with Navian:

Navian: Ranil, Mr Viki's calling you

Ranil: Alright

*walks out of door*

Navian: April Fools!!!
Ranil: Okayyy...That was pretty lame..= =

But non the-less, I did get tricked. To make things worse, I only played 3 April Fools pranks, and 1 was a failed attempt. DAMMIT!

1st person I tricked was Feon-na, Teehee! Sorry na, just had to do it =D

2nd was Mok Yan Yie a.k.a Stylish *wink*

3rd was Esther Ng (failed attempt)

This happened between me, Edmond and Esther Ng;

Ranil: Dude I really needa trick someone, Im having (Prankitis). I know, I'll play the oldest card in the book, confession.

Edmond: But who man?

*looks around, spots Esther*

Ranil & Edmond : Esther =D

*Edmond calls Esther to on corner, for the confession*

Ranil: Esther, I have to say this out now, I can't take it anymore

*takes her hands, holds it gently yet tight, and looks her right in the eyes for a few seconds*

Esther: What?? Why looking at me like that

Ranil: Esther, you're the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. I can barely take my eyes off you, and your eyes, I could get lost in them, yet never wanting to be found.

Esther: Owh cmon, Its April Fools =)

Ranil: No Esther, I really mean it, I really really like you =D

Esther: Yeah yeah, April Fools

Ranil: DOWH! Dammit! Haishooo!!!

Through all of that, Edmond was looking with a serious look to help with the ambience, sorry bro, it din work...Aih! I also tried being like stylo confession type to Shuk Yin at the end of the day. She was leaning on the door, so i slammed my hand on the door, looked deeply into her eyes and like try to say corny/so called romantic stuff...I CAN'T DO IT TO HER!! SHES LIKE MY KRYPTONITE OR SMTH! She just smiles at me, with that innocent small kid smile. I just couldn't do it. Trust me, I tried twice!?!?!? I bet thats gonna be her only weapon against me..Damn! Shuk if you're reading this, I'm finding another way to disturb you >=D

Damn, boring la weh! Anywayz, waiting the arrival of my long lost brother Albert Lim...Come home fast mate, we're all waiting =D

God Damn Exams!!!!

Dammit!! GOD DAMMIT! Screw exams...this is the worst one yet...bloody failed 3 subjects in total.

Freaking AddMath, Bm and Moral...I swear this is my first time failing Bm...HOW THE HELL DO YOU STUDY BM??? SON OF A B**CH!!!

So far, Im quite disappointed with my results, as we all...So, back to books people = =!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bid you Adure!

A friendly Convo with my Darling =D

So yeah, me, Jia Min and Albert are in a convo right now, discussing some need to know stuff and guess what...I MADE AN IMPRESSION ON HER !!!! =D =D =D... LOOKY!!!

[10:00:40 PM] Ranil J Phil: i would never do that, to such a beautiful yet stunning young lady such as yourself

[10:00:50 PM] fatsel.!: ..........

[10:00:54 PM] fatsel.!: *cough

Owh yeah, SCORE 1 =D

[3/28/2010 10:17:17 PM] fatsel.!: nights darling

[3/28/2010 10:17:32 PM] Ranil J Phil: night night sweety

Score 2, =D

[3/28/2010 10:16:37 PM] fatsel.!: nights hun x

[3/28/2010 10:17:20 PM] Ranil J Phil: alright

[3/28/2010 10:17:21 PM] Ranil J Phil: ciao

[3/28/2010 10:17:22 PM] Ranil J Phil: bye hun

Score 3, =)

Credits to my bud Jm, who is so open-minded...=D Love ya girl! Owh no! My manlyhood...Teehee!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bid you Adure!

Waterpolo Baby!

Owh yeah, God I love waterpolo...We got 1st baby, 1ST!!!

But yeah, we did play rough huh ben =D Well let me give you a synopsis of the whole thing.

"Our hearts were racing against the clock, as Ben got the ball, he passed it over to me for a divine intervention of imbalance. I knew the whole team was relying on my prowess of the game. As the burden grew heavier and heavier, I decided to take the shot. A burst of energy shot through me, my hands grew lighter and SMACK! It was a SCORE!!!

Thats how it exactly happened...CHEH WAH! Beruang went up against harimau first while Seladang went against helang. During the match, boy we're we rough, first Jing Tye got sent out, followed by Zane (Harimau), then Ben. As usual, I couldn't keep quiet.

The ball fell right in front of me, as usual, who wouldn't react as to take the ball to pass, but the WHORE eugene held both my hands underwater. I didn't think of just kicking him away, but instead released my right hand. Well, you thought I would have got the ball but SMACK! My right hand just reacted to hit his head and push him underwater. Guess what, *PEEP* Sent out

= =! Damn you Eugene. And when I scored a goal, 2 meter of side! WTF!!! Not counted = = but revenge was taken, when EUGENES TRUNKS TORE!!! Credits to Jing Tye!!! *bows*

We still won tho, with a score of 8-4 i reckon. The match between helang and seladang went on. Helang did amazing, even though they lost, Hats off to them. They played a good game especially Xin you and Caezun. Seladang won but with a close score of 5-4.

Then our turn against Seladang. Ee leng told me to go easy on Seladang players, so I did. Well she didn't see what was going on underwater =D. Junbo of seladang was the person to kena! Underwater, sparks were flying. Kicking here, pulling trunks and all. Then some dude got the ball. I was in front of him so I started splashing water and moving a shit load. He got scared and dropped the ball = =! Then Jin, Yeh Bonne's bro got the ball, I shouted "EIIII!!!" He dropped the ball also = =! Am I that scary? Son of a B**ch.

So yeah, we won POLO, 1st BABY!!! WOOHOO!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bid you Adure!

Alone...

I now realize something which has been right in front of my eyes, but never really did pay attention because of my clouded judgement. I'm only needed by you when you need something, or can't do anything on your own. Not even for a bloody normal conversation. As usual, I'm left out, nothing heard nor said.

So now, I've decided as strong emotionally as I am physically. Doing this next step is going to be the hardest thing to do, but its for the best I guess. To tell all of you the truth, I'm on the verge of a complete breakdown but being in a family of boys and having no one to depend on, seeing that everyone depends on me to do every fucking thing for them, I've developed nerves of steel.

Yet writing this, is already getting me chocked up and yeah. This is the final decision and nothing can change my mind, even if you change.

Time will never heal this...

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bid you Adure!

Ahh God Damn!

Why, Why can't I do anything right? I forgot, FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY!!! Now, I've messed up big time! and I'm not even sure of myself.

Everywhere I turn, i get more and more clueless as to my purpose now. What the heck is going on with me, its not the same, just isn't no matter how much effort I put it. I don't even have the heart to give it all up. DAMN WUSS!!!

So be it, You can't be at 2 places at once...So, the next time, I wil try my best to confirm the outcome, and god-speed, I will get this settled once and for ALL!!!

Stupid, stupid, stupid..No damn guts

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bid you Adure!

Awesome Superb Chicken !!!!!

Omfg, I just mixed around and got a WICKED chicken recipe!!!! I'll upload the picture later but for now, bear with me. Here's the recipe: (I know I sound girlish but SCREW YOU, I LOVE COOKING!!!)

THE END PRODUCT:

Ingredients For Mush

2 thumb-size ginger pieces

1 whole garlic

3 chillies (padi preferably)

Sauces

Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce

Huck's Hikary and Brown Sugar BBQ sauce

Nandos Hot Peri-Peri Sauce

Extras

Absolute Vodka, you could use wine ( I know its a waste of good liquor but what the hell yeah)

Marinade

1. Smash the garlic, ginger and chilies together until a mush, add a little salt to this.

2. Defrost chicken and put into bowl

3. Mix sauces and mush together with chicken (Based on your own liking)

4. Heat up a pan, put in oil and butter (very very little, you will see why)

5. Brown the top of the chicken, skin side preferably

6. Remove the pieces of chicken and place in a plate

7. The remainder crisp and butter in the pan is made into a glaze by pouring some vodka into it, let the alcohol burn off. Place the glaze in a bowl after straining through strainer.

8. The remainder marinade & mush is strained. The liquid is mixed with the glaze, to make an EVEN BETTER GLAZE!!!!

9. Put the chicken into an oven at 200 degrees Celsius for 40 mins + - 10 mins (Check chicken)

10. Every 10 minutes, smother the glaze on top. If you have too much, toss it away.

11. Cook until meat inside is edible ( Break the chicken to check with knife and fork)
12. ENJOY!!!!

Privilege...

Ahh well, from the topic above, I think you guys know what I'm talking bout. So yeah, being the 2nd in line, in family of course, I've come to realize the many privileges the first born gets.

I don't know why this happens but yeah, it could be a tradition from biblical times, where the first born was often revered. Guess what, It still is going on.....

What i realize is that, the first born escapes with literally everything with minimum punishment or so, but the exact opposite for the 2nd born. Simple stuff, day to day life things which can be carried out by everyone, is often pushed to the 2nd born.

Why you may ask? Simple, the 2nd born is less significant, because he came 2nd, just another ordinary child, unlike the first born which is taken as a gift from god himself...but aren't all of us children of God? God's Gift? Well yeah, and often, the 2nd born doesn't get to decide nor get a say in any decision makings. It will just be shoved to the back of deaf ears....

As my mum was saying, "Your older brother is more special, not to say that all of you are not special, its just that he is MORE special" You can only imagine the hurt I felt when she said this. But what to do eh? I actually get her cuz he was a miracle baby and all, but tht doesn't mean he can be treated like a king right? He doesn't do the dishes nor clean the house, Gets to go out without say and STAY OVER!!

What happens to the 2nd born? Put to fill in the gaps...Do dishes, clean the home and confined in a jail box!!! IT PISSES ME OFF!!! Nothing more to say....

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bid you Adure!

Owh the pain!

Well, 2nd day of Extra Class, not too bad tho...cuz it was only 2 hours of Math...LOVE TRIGO!!! Damn My nerdy side got the better of me..*Locks the nerd in a box* Owhkay, now back to normal Affro Indian!

SOOO yeah, math and stuff...After that, went for water polo "Passing" which turned out to be WORKOUT!!! YEah was I pumped!! We, (Me, Ben, JayJay, Xin You, Lester and coach Chan) did a lot on the tension strings and focused on triceps...By the end of the workout, we couldn't even lift our arms! Yes we tried lifting...It took us a lot of effort and our usual constipated face...=D

Then after the workout, Coach asked us to top it off with push ups...Owh the pain we had to endure...but what the heck eh? So wide-hand, Close-hand triceps and Diamond or as Coach says "Strawberry" hahaha! So yeah we did 10 of each with our arms trembling. After that, he asked us to do a special super surprise workout, All the push-ups above at a go for 10 times each = =, I managed to do 8 only...

Im not worried now, I'm worried bout the pain we will have to endure summore after our goodnight's sleep....DENG!

Why am I such a Fool? Damn!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bid you Adure!

First day of Holiday

Its the HOLIDAYS!!! Not much fun when you're detained at home till AFTER SPM!! What kinda rule/punishment is this man...Freaking messed up!

So yeah, first day of hols started with extra class in the morning..= =...Great ain't it?? SOOO, yeah, alarm clock went off at 7 o clock but guess what, I woke up at 8.10....Just the way I like it, LATE! So called up Ben, didn't pick up, called up Ugly Yoong also didn't pick up, Finally i put my trust in Shuk Yin, she picked up and I guess she was not surprised I was in sleepy mode...They were all in skewl alrdy...Super = =

Rushed to shower and off to skewl, reached at 8.30...Well sejarah was entertaining and educational while add math was rather boring, I had no1 to talk to man...Pretty messed up right? So I was quiet all the way through...Aih! Another thing, during the add math break, I went to Sc2 so yeah, Ivan was sleeping so we (me and Ben) decided to have some fun....Ben drew on his fingernails with marker, while i drew a smiley face on his cheek, it was classic la!!! CLASSIC!!! and he didn't even realize until he wiped his cheek on his shirt and saw the smudge! HAHA!!

Walked back to find tuition was about to start...Great, just great...And now, I'm posting this to put you guys in my shoes...SUCH A BORING HOLIDAY

Now what? I wish it just happened

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bid you Adure!

I'm so so sorry readers!

Guys and girls, *looks at wei yeen*

I'm so sorry I haven't updated my blog without any prior notice to anyone. It's just that a lot of shit has been going on with me. Confusion, Chaos and....well you get the point. I made a silent promise to myself to refrain from my blog, even though its nothing much, until all my problems were settled.

Most of my problems have been settled by the help of many people. To avoid any nosy fools, I shall not tell their names, but basically the biggest pain in my ass was solved just 2 weeks ago sooo...WOOHOO!!!!! AND AND! EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!!!!

But somehow, I miss last minute shit the exam week dished out for us... the chaos and utter fear, whoosh what a rush, and since your hyper for only sleeping like 4 hours in total for 3 days...I know some have beaten my record here but I'M HYPER SO SUE ME!!!!

Well, I promise to update my blog more often and and WELCOME TO THE WORLD S.M.C Clan! All my Macha's and Yellow Bradders! Ahh well, long live it yeah....

Im caught in between both, Now what?

Ladies and gentlemen, I bid you Adure